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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/25/2013 at 20:25 • Filed to: Kinja'd

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2013 at 20:44

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I'm starting to think they don't have a testing department. That or they don't know what the hell a staging environment is for and just test everything in production. I swear if this kind of shit happened at my work the whole dev team would have been fired by now.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2013 at 20:45

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I think the wheels falling off that STR is pure metaphorical gold.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/25/2013 at 20:46

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It's better than what I could code, but that sets the bar so indescribably low.

TurboSloth > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2013 at 21:00

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okayherestheplan. We make a Kinja Racing Team. KRT. WHOS WITH ME? We won't have an R/D, and most of the time, our car will break.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TurboSloth 10/25/2013 at 21:01

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So, Marussia?

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2013 at 21:19

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Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2013 at 21:21

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 10/25/2013 at 21:21

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I lol'd

Agrajag > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 10/25/2013 at 21:25

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Does anyone know the history of this photo? I always see it as the thumbnail to crash compilations, but it's never in the video.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Agrajag 10/25/2013 at 21:30

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This is all I could find:

There’s a lot of speculation about exactly what happened to this 1999-spec Ferrari F399. What is known is that it was driven by Dutchman Federico Kroymans in a demonstration event at Laguna Seca in California five years ago. He crashed at turn six and went into the barriers at around 66mph (106kph).

Any F1 fan who’s seen the picture will be astonished by how a comparatively low-speed impact did such serious damage to a relatively recent car.

Did the car have some pre-existing damage to the chassis that was not repaired? There was speculation that the chassis might be the same one Michael Schumacher crashed at Silverstone in 1999, breaking his leg.

But this seems unlikely. There is another suggestion that Kroymans made modifications to the car himself in order to accommodate his tall frame. This could have weakened the car’s ability to withstand impacts.

( F1Fanatic )

Agrajag > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 10/25/2013 at 21:43

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Well done good sir.

TurboSloth > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2013 at 22:06

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I was hoping to be better than Marussia. I'm pretty sure we're already better than Marussia, and the Kinja Racing Team hasn't even started up yet.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2013 at 05:44

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I can just imagine the code being a ton of nested if statements and not a single loop to be found anywhere.